Personal Musings for Public Consumption - Humor

Apple responds to Adobe's We Love Apple Ad

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Fri, 14 May 2010 10:38:22 -0700

Axis Of Awesome

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 06:00:00 -0700

Very good. After the break is the original Pachelbel Rant. Happy Friday.

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Universal Laws

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 06:43:00 -0700

A little something to laugh at on hump day.

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater and Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

How to Help Social Network Addicts

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 06:00:00 -0700

When Grandma Goes to Court

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 14:35:13 -0700

My Internet Went Away

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:01:48 -0800

Sweet.

Lady calls Leo Laporte's Tech Guy Show claiming her WI-FI access has "disappeared", come to find out that she doesn't even have a router! She's been stealing someones wi-fi for the past year! She even bought a wi-fi extender hoping to get it back. BEST Tech Guy caller EVER. PERIOD.

The Science News Cycle...

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:40:48 -0800

...and all this time, I thought local TV and blogs were trustworthy sources of information. Damn it.

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:34:02 -0800

Very clever and well done.

Video: Health Care Summit synopsis and Moment of Zen ala The Daily Show

nospam@example.com (The Daily Show) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:38:00 -0800

Something strange happens at the health care summit when Republicans and Democrats actually start having a conversation.

Golden. After watching the above bit from Jon Stewart, I stumbled across a more fact laden piece on the differences on reconciling the health reform bill by Rachel Maddow.

She's good. And then I watched John McCain get the wind knocked out of his sails when he realized there wasn't an argument to be had.

Barack Obama surprises John McCain by acknowledging his legitimate point at the health care summit.

Video: WTB more education spending on math, plz.

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Dee. You. Emm. Dum.
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0wn3d

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:30:00 -0800

Gamers love excuses and will never admit to being schooled - something's always to blame.

Bear Safety

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:45:00 -0700

Backpackers, enjoy.

Bear Safety

How true is this?

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:10:00 -0700

The more believable reason for why bugs take a long time to get fixed.

Video: Weezer's Pork and Beans

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:41:00 -0700

Excellent satire. Props to all the geeks and nerds that were geeks and nerds before it became chic.
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HUGE water balloon

nospam@example.com (Sean Chittenden) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:20:00 -0800

In the spirit of everything college (I'm going to Apple Cup today), let me spread some college prank fun.
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